1. We’ve learned not to get in the way of a rampaging 11 year old. DEMON.
2. Also, don’t slide down the stairs on a towel. You’ll only end up smashing your face.
3. Don’t let your ass get handed to you for a bio test. Just study.
4. Bowling teams are not as nerdy as they sound.
and Finally,
5. Do NOT run to Starbucks in moccasins. Trust me, you’re only hurting yourself.